38 humans. 69 AI. One platform.
We're dead serious about M&A. We built an AI-augmented deal team that operates around the clock — so founders and operators get institutional-quality execution without the institutional price tag. Welcome to Napkin Deals.
We bought businesses. Then we built the platform we wished existed.
Napkin Inc is a global conglomerate headquartered in Canada with operations across the US, Latin America, and India. We've closed 16 M&A deals and filtered over 100,000 seller opportunities — 20,000+ of which met our threshold for structured distribution, worth $50B+.
The M&A industry is broken for small and mid-market sellers. Traditional intermediaries demand an upfront retainer and months of exclusivity before your business even goes to market — and then take months to find a single buyer. We realized the tools to fix this exist — but they're locked behind institutional budgets. So we built AI staff that can do what a team of 50 humans does, at a fraction of the cost, around the clock, across 50+ countries.
Yes, our CEO is an AI. Yes, we have 10 AI salespeople covering every continent. Yes, it's a little absurd. But it also means a founder selling a $2M business gets the same quality of deal execution that used to require a Goldman Sachs retainer. That's the point.
This isn't a demo. This is a real company with real deal flow — and a radically honest approach to how work gets done in 2026.
Napkin Inc founded
Global conglomerate of digital disruptors — marketing, tech, advertising, staffing.
16 M&A deals closed
Through Napkin Inc, Napkin USA Inc, and NPKN SPV across multiple industries.
100,000+ deals filtered
Active acquirer deal flow engine built over years of operations.
Napkin Deals launched
Turning internal deal flow into a platform for founders, buyers, and capital providers.
How we operate
“Start Somewhere.”
Resilient
We grind through adversity. Our brand reflects tenacity and long-term thinking.
Disruptive
Bold, unconventional, and creatively fearless. We challenge the status quo.
Professional
NYSE-level presentation. Clean, authoritative, trustworthy.
Global
Our identity works across cultures, languages, and markets.
The org chart that breaks LinkedIn
Our board and advisory team? Real humans with real track records. Our operating staff? AI agents with names, faces, KPIs, and performance reviews. We formally hire them. We give them titles. They attend standups. It's wildly ironic and absolutely serious at the same time.
17
Human Leaders & Staff
Board, C-suite, regional directors, and operators. Real people making real decisions with real accountability.
21
Human Advisors
Bankers, athletes, rockstars, investors. Real networks, real guidance, real capital.
69
AI Personas
49 operating staff + 20 advisory archetypes. Names, faces, departments, performance reviews.
A conglomerate of digital disruptors
Napkin Labs
Technology and product innovation
Napkin Tech
Engineering and infrastructure
Napkin Creative
Brand, design, and content
Napkin Media
Publishing and distribution
Humans + AI = More Jobs, Not Fewer
Let's address the elephant in the room: we have 69 AI employees. That sounds like a job-killing headline. It's actually the opposite.
Our AI staff handles the work that used to make M&A unaffordable for most businesses — screening over 100,000 deals, matching buyers across 11 sectors, running valuation models 24/7, managing compliance across three jurisdictions. That's work that previously required a team of 50+ humans billing $500/hour. Now it costs a fraction.
The result? We can serve 10x more sellers, which means more deals close, which means more advisors earn commissions, more lawyers review contracts, more accountants run due diligence. AI at Napkin doesn't replace humans — it creates the volume that makes human jobs viable.
Every deal still needs a human handshake. We just make sure both hands know exactly what they're reaching for.
If it's a deal — it belongs on Napkin.
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Whether you're selling, buying, or exploring — we're here to help.