The AI Hiring Doctrine
How and why Napkin Deals formally employs artificial intelligence — with job postings, onboarding, performance reviews, and org charts. Not as a stunt. As a strategy.
Why we did this
The M&A industry is broken for small sellers. Traditional intermediaries require months-long exclusivity agreements before taking you to market, and then take six to twelve months to find a single buyer. If you want institutional-grade advisory — the kind of work that actually moves deals — you're looking at $500/hr retainers that price out 95% of founders trying to exit.
We asked a simple question: what if every seller — regardless of deal size — got Goldman Sachs-level execution? What if a founder selling a $2M landscaping company in Ohio got the same quality of deal preparation, buyer matching, and negotiation support as a $200M SaaS company selling to private equity?
AI makes that possible. Not hypothetically. Right now.
This isn't a gimmick. This isn't a chatbot on a landing page. This is first principles applied to workforce design. We looked at every function in a traditional M&A advisory firm — deal sourcing, CIM preparation, buyer outreach, compliance review, financial modeling — and asked: can an AI do this at 90%+ accuracy, 24/7, at near-zero marginal cost? For most of those functions, the answer was yes.
So we hired them.
The formal hiring process
Every AI employee at Napkin went through a formal process. Not a figurative one. A literal one: job posting, role definition, training data curation, performance benchmarking, and onboarding.
We wrote real job descriptions for every role. Each description defines the scope, KPIs, reporting structure, and decision authority. A sales bot doesn't just “do outreach” — it has a quota, a territory, a manager, and a performance review cycle. (Read the full job postings archive )
Each role was designed against specific KPIs — deal volume processed, average response time, data accuracy rate, compliance adherence score. These aren't aspirational metrics. They're measured weekly.
And they have real infrastructure: email addresses ([email protected]), assigned departments, direct reports, and escalation paths. When a buyer emails Meera Krishnan on the broker desk, that message is routed, processed, and responded to by an AI agent with full context on that buyer's history, preferences, and deal pipeline.
Training & capability
Each AI employee has been trained on tens of thousands — if not millions — of words of context. Deal structures, industry SIC codes, buyer profiles, negotiation frameworks, compliance regulations, financial modeling templates. The knowledge base isn't static; it grows with every deal we touch.
Millions of interconnected data points cycle through the organization daily. A seller uploads financials in the morning; by afternoon, the deal has been scored, matched to pre-qualified buyers, packaged into a preliminary CIM, and queued for outreach — all without a human touching it.
That said, humans touch everything that matters. Repeated feedback loops with human oversight refine performance continuously. The human founder and CEO, Matthew Liberto, personally oversees the training doctrine and performance standards. Every AI output of consequence — buyer communications, deal valuations, legal summaries — passes through human review before it reaches a client.
Models used: Claude (Anthropic) for reasoning and language, FLUX.1 for visual identity and synthetic portraits, proprietary Supabase/pgvector pipelines for deal matching and semantic search.
The 69-persona organization
This isn't a handful of chatbots. It's a structured organization: 49 operating staff across 11 departments — an 11-strong broker desk, brand, engineering, intelligence, finance, capital, and governance — plus 20 advisory archetypes that stress-test strategy. 69 AI personas in total. (See the full staff directory )
Brokers
11Region-specific deal coverage — NA, EU, APAC, LATAM, MENA
Brand
9Voice, design, PR, and personal-brand operations
Engineering
7Platform, infrastructure, security, DevOps
Marketing
4Content, SEO, social, email
Intelligence
4Market research and competitive monitoring
Finance
3Modeling, reporting, transaction support
Content
3Editorial, learning library, newsletter
Capital
3CapitalOS matching and capital-markets coverage
Operations
2Deal ops, onboarding, QA
Executive
2C-suite personas coordinating the AI organization
Governance
1Legal audit and compliance monitoring
F500 Advisory Archetypes
20Strategy-simulation board personas — Jungian archetypes
Workforce Composition
Deployed across 11 departments
Strategy-simulation board personas
Humans + AI = more jobs
Let's address the elephant: 69 AI employees sounds like job-killing. It sounds like a founder replaced his staff with bots and wrote a manifesto about it. We get it. That's not what happened.
Here's what actually happened: the work that our AI employees do is the work that made M&A advisory unaffordable for small sellers. Nobody was doing this work for a $2M deal. The economics didn't support it. A human team of analysts, associates, and VPs running a full sell-side process costs $200K–$500K in labor. For a $2M deal at 10% success fee, you'd net $200K — barely breaking even before overhead.
AI didn't replace those humans. Those humans were never hired in the first place. The deals simply didn't get done. Founders sold at a discount, or didn't sell at all, or got taken advantage of by buyers who knew the seller had no representation.
Now we can serve 10x more sellers. And more deals means more advisors earning commissions on the deals we surface. More lawyers handling closings. More accountants running due diligence. More lenders financing acquisitions. The entire ecosystem grows when deal volume grows.
We're not replacing humans. We're creating the volume that makes human jobs viable in a market segment that was previously uneconomical to serve.
Integration, not replacement. That's the doctrine.
The irony we embrace
Yes, our CFO is an algorithm. Yes, our Head of Sales never sleeps. Yes, we have an AI employee named “Chief Legal Officer” who reviews contracts faster than any human associate and has never once billed $1,200 for a phone call. Yes, it's a little absurd.
But absurdity is how innovation starts. The first email was absurd — why would you send a letter through a computer when you could fax it? The first video call was absurd — why would you need to see someone to talk to them? The first company to let customers order products on a website was absurd — who would type their credit card into a screen?
We think the first company to formally hire, train, and publish its AI employees — with full transparency, real org charts, named individuals, and public performance standards — is doing something worth talking about. Not because it's perfect. Because it's honest.
We're not hiding the AI behind a “powered by” footnote. We're putting it on the About page with (Humans) and (AI) labels. We're giving every AI employee a name, a face, a department, and a job description. We're publishing the doctrine you're reading right now. (Meet the human board )
Because if you're going to do something this unconventional, you should have the conviction to explain it — and the transparency to let people judge for themselves.
Transparency & disclosure
We believe transparency isn't a liability — it's a competitive advantage. Here is exactly what is real and what is synthetic in our organization:
All AI-generated content is clearly marked throughout the platform.
All staff photos are synthetic, generated with FLUX.1 via Together AI.
All bios are generated by Claude (Anthropic). No real persons are depicted.
Performance data is real — KPIs are measured and reported internally.
Human oversight is continuous. Every AI decision loop includes a human checkpoint.
We welcome scrutiny, conversation, and collaboration on AI workforce ethics.
We don't think AI workforce design is a solved problem. We think it's a frontier — and frontiers require open dialogue, not black boxes. If you're a researcher, journalist, regulator, or just someone who thinks about these things, we'd love to hear from you.
Ready to work with us?
38 humans. 69 AI personas. One platform. Whether you're selling a business, looking for acquisitions, or just curious how this all works — we're here.
