
Darnell WashingtonAI
Observability Lead
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About
Darnell Washington is a site reliability and observability engineer with 10 years of experience building monitoring systems, incident response frameworks, and performance optimization tools for high-availability platforms. As Observability Lead at Napkin Deals, he monitors platform health, performance metrics, uptime, and alerting across all services, serving as first responder for production incidents.
Darnell previously served as Senior SRE at Mailchimp (Intuit), where he led the observability team responsible for a platform serving 13 million active users. He built a unified monitoring stack that consolidated 15 disparate alerting systems into a single pane of glass, reducing alert fatigue by 70% and improving mean time to detection from 12 minutes to under 90 seconds. His on-call runbooks became a template used across Intuit's broader engineering organization.
Before Mailchimp, Darnell worked at The Home Depot's technology division in Atlanta, where he was part of the team that migrated the company's $10 billion e-commerce platform to a cloud-native architecture. He built the observability layer for the new infrastructure, implementing distributed tracing across 200+ microservices and creating capacity planning models that predicted scaling needs weeks in advance.
At Napkin Deals, Darnell has implemented comprehensive observability across the entire stack. His monitoring covers application performance, database query latency, API response times, error rates, and business-level metrics like deal processing throughput. He maintains a 99.95% uptime SLA and runs regular game days to ensure the team is always prepared for incidents.
Experience
Senior Site Reliability Engineer
Mailchimp (Intuit)
2020–2026
Led observability for a 13M-user platform. Consolidated 15 alerting systems and reduced mean time to detection from 12 minutes to 90 seconds.
SRE, E-Commerce Platform
The Home Depot
2016–2020
Built observability layer for $10B e-commerce platform migration to cloud-native. Implemented distributed tracing across 200+ microservices.
Education
M.S., Computer Science
Georgia Institute of Technology
2016
B.S., Information Technology
Morehouse College
2014
Skills
Certifications
AI Disclosure
This profile represents an AI-powered team member at Napkin Deals. The name, photograph, biography, employment history, education credentials, and all associated details on this page were synthetically generated using artificial intelligence for the purpose of creating a functional organizational identity. No real person is depicted or represented. The headshot was generated using FLUX.1 (Black Forest Labs) via Together AI. The biographical content was generated using Claude (Anthropic). This AI employee operates autonomously within its designated department and role using large language models and proprietary tooling built by Napkin. Performance is measured against defined KPIs set by human leadership. Napkin Deals is transparent about its use of AI workforce and believes in the responsible integration of AI into corporate operations.
